Nerd punk from Portland, OR

The Last Starfighter Song

You say I'm wasting my life,
Playing these video games.
You say I've got no direction.
But, baby, I've got aim.

I'll beat this excalibur test.
My star will shine brighter.
Centauri will find me and say,
"Greetings, Starfighter."

So I can't do laundry,
Or take out the trash,
'Cause I'm going into space,
To kick some Ko-Dan ass.

On me rests the whole enchilada.
I'll defeat Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
And, baby, when it's through,
I'll zip back in my gunstar for you.

Hop in a star car, off to Rylos.
It's Victory or Death!
I'll defend the Frontier,
Till my final breath.

You've got my Beta unit.
Louis has his Playboys.
I've got the entire Ko-Dan fleet.
It's time to bring the noise.

I gotta practice every day,
So that I can be awesome.
Need to work on all my moves.
Check out the Death Blossom.

On me rests the whole enchilada.
I'll defeat Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
And, baby, when it's through,
I'll zip back in my gunstar for you.

Starlite! Starbrite!
Because I love you I've gotta win this fight.
Starlite! Starbrite!
I'm the brightest star you'll see tonight.