One! Two! Three Four!
Rolling thru a subspace,
Highway in your head,
I didn't mean to steal your heart,
Or end up in your bed.
But with seven evil exes,
Trying to tear us apart,
The fight is Scott Pilgrim,
Versus my heart.
One! Matthew Patel,
And his demon hipster girls,
Were no match for your band,
And their Sex Bob-omb skills.
Two! Lucas Lee.
Pro skater, movie star.
Ate ground on a handrail grind,
And filled your XP bar.
But with seven evil exes,
Trying to tear us apart,
The fight is Scott Pilgrim,
Versus my heart.
Three! Tood Ingram,
With his psychic vegan powers,
Killed for his gellato.
He won't get this Ramona's flower.
Four! Roxie.
She's just this girl I knew.
You leveled up, got a sword,
And split her head in two
But with seven evil exes,
Trying to tear us apart,
The fight is Scott Pilgrim,
Versus my heart.
Exes Five! Six!
My robot-making twins.
Even with a hangover,
Scott Pilgrim still wins!
So that leaves number Seven!
Mysterious Gideon.
Will you be able to defeat him,
And win me back again?
But with seven evil exes,
Trying to tear us apart,
The fight is Scott Pilgrim,
Versus my heart.