I don't want to be a superhero (x2)
Flying through the air and dropping in on friends
Living forever so the party never ends
Looking through your clothes and seeing what's behind
Pouring a drink while reading your mind
I don't want to be a superhero (x2)
Leaping tall buildings just to save a cat
No no wait a minute, forget that
I'll use my super powers however I like
Turning invisible to ride my bike
Now I'm faster than the Flash and smarter than Brainiac
And I can build better toys than Batman or Iron Man
I'm more accurate than Hawkeye and deadlier than Doctor Doom
If Charles Xavier had his way the world would see me soon
But...
I don't want to be a superhero (x2)
Turn off the bat signal, put down the red phone
No matter how you try you'll find I'm not home
Take me off speed dial and leave me alone
'Cause I'm out partying with my evil clone
Now I'm faster than the Flash and smarter than Brainiac
And I can build better toys than Batman or Iron Man
I'm more accurate than Hawkeye and deadlier than Doctor Doom
If Charles Xavier had his way the world would see me soon
But...
I don't want to be a superhero (x4)